The world might keep talking of gender equality and women may be the first ones in the line of sympathy, there are certain sufferings only men have been bestowed with. No matter what, there problems are always ignored and ladies won’t even know the disasters that just keep happening to them. From moments of guilt to getting excited all at the wrong place and wrong time, here are some problems nobody but men can relate to.
1. The Cotton Factory
This is no rocket science. Men have a natural cotton factory in their navels fueled by their vests that just needs a clean up at the end of the day..
2. The Shocker- Zippers
Hell breaks loose when they have to go through the zip tragedy and yes, all men have had their bad moments with their pant zips.
3. Wrath of Tight underwear
Poor men have to go with their own battle with their foreskin being pulled up in tight underwear. They might not have the rashes like women but yes, they have their own pains under there.
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4. Itchy Underwear
Well, since they cannot just keep wearing loose boxers all the time, getting their junk packed in tight underwear is just so unbearable. There is the risky choice of going with a tight one or the loose ones!
5. The Unpredictable Boner
Unlike women, men just cannot hide their sudden hormonal upsurge. Anything and anywhere, there manly instincts are going to do their business and yes, you can see it! Even the underwear stops supporting them at such times!
6. Hair Everywhere
They do not have guts like ladies to get their waxed, at least not from places where hair is just naturally showered upon them. Being hairy does turn women on, but excuse me not everywhere!
7. Secret Sunglasses
While checking a hot girl out, they just naturally move onto putting an innocent face with sunglasses on. And there, you are a secret stalker!
8. Sore Butts
It is havoc when they have to sit on their wallets nudging their butt like anything. Even worse, they have to walk properly so that no one notices!
9. Smelly Socks
It is just amazing how mother nature gave all beautiful things to women and they have to deal with smelly socks at the end of the day. No deodorant works for that.
10. Keep a brave front against Hotties
Continuing with whatever they are doing is their biggest struggle if a hot girl just pops up in front of men. That indeed is their toughest test ever and who wants to pass that?
11. Ask her out or not?
Yes, those infinite nights of doubt to ask her out or not is the biggest discrimination men could ever be put through. It is always expected from a guy to make the first move. That’s the big risk they take!
12. Bill Payments
As long as their dad is a huge businessman, men have an extra budget to handle- the decency of always offering to pay!
13. Fear of being misjudged
Women are so unpredictable. There is a constant fear of how to behave with them without getting misjudged as a pervert! Avoiding the touches or going for it? That’s just unexplainable.
14. Getting caught Checking out
Men love to see beauty! But yes, they love to see it without getting noticed!
15. Peeing with a boner
If there ever was a remedy to this? It is the most awful joke of mother nature on them!
16. Unaffordable Tears
The society always expects men to put a brave front. They have emotions too!! And sometimes crying is acceptable.
17. Shaving Routine
Men have to undergo the blade and the unbearable cuts and rashes every other day. Not everyone can look a stud in a stubble!
18. Touch Me Not Balls
Men have their own sensitive areas and not always is it good to get hit from here or there right in the crotch!
Isn’t life hell for those poor guys out there!! Well, next time just give them a sweet pat for going through all of this and never letting a scream out!!!Hats Off Men!